Anonymous:
I wish a funnier person ran this blog.

straightwhiteboystexting:

I wish you knew I don’t give a fuck but alas we can’t all have what we want

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thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd

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drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

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sadvaporwavebabe:

i dont like this number it reminds me of all the plantkin’s friends who have died for some persons “high”

brttny32194:

fagmobs:

what the fuck

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at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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